June 2012
In the future...
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
grungerockers:
rememberingsuunday:
imagine being on extreme makeover home edition and you telling ty pennington about how much you liked your favorite band
imagine your room
just
imagine
ok
tumbloler:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
playing video games
someone: hey
10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
